I love this kid despite ...

...  his constant ability to cover his body in any sort of cream!!! Sunday evening Graham was playing in his bedroom and Chris and I were talking in the living room when suddenly I thought he is being far too quiet! I ran to investigate the silence and found him on top of my vanity with a gigantic glob of Vaseline covering his head and handfuls of Vaseline squeezing out between his fingers saying proudly, "Mama, lotion my head!" I pulled him out of my bathroom to the living room to show Chris and we both just buckled over! I was upset but being the lesser of his recent crimes we realized the comedic value immediately, if he was a girl I probably would have been sobbing! I quickly began researching Vaseline removal on Google. The 1st 4 links said impossible to remove from hair, YIKES! The 5th said douse cornstarch to clump the Vaseline and wash with dish soap 3 times! Even after 3 washes he still looked like a greaser so he just sported a mo-hawk until Thursday after 3 days of dish soap shampoos!  Boy did he look like a greasy rug-rat but he smelled like a fresh load of clean dishes!